My Torquey Love Letter to Anthony Jeselnick

[Update, May 6, 2019: Anthony Jeselnick politely declined my request, via his manager.]

Dearest and truest Anthony,

Oh, how I dig your sinny dark matter!

Yuuuup, I love Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg, but you paint the town with those two corpses.

Funny how a coupla peeps from different universes speak exactly the same language and dialect, pretty much from the same wicked lexicon, with plenty of villainous passion thrown in.

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