Category: How to become a novelist
A Tiny Story by Tripsy South: Sex With Coma Patients
I work as a traveling nurse in an ICU. If you’re not sure what that means, either go watch on episode of ER or Grey’s Anatomy, or look it up.
Since you’re pro’ly lazy like me, I’ll just tell you: intensive care unit. Yup, I care for the totally fucked up, those who put their heads through the windshield at 80 miles an hour, swallow six bullets in a five-second gunfight, or maybe accidentally fall over railroad tracks at just the right time and lose their lower half. The part with all the sex tools. Does this bother you? If so, please turn the channel now. Continue reading A Tiny Story by Tripsy South: Sex With Coma Patients
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How To Become A Novelist
There’re a few different ways to become a novelist:
- You failed math in 6th grade
- You failed physics and chemistry in high school
- You failed philosophy and economics in college
- You failed at keeping a job after college
- You’re on welfare
- You just lost your welfare status
- You’re suicidal